Reviews, dad-filtered
Worth Your Hours?
Rated by the only currency that matters now: time spent against payoff. No 1 to 10, no stars. Just whether it earns the hours you actually have. The Verdict caps every one.
The Reviews
- Card No. 001Filed Jul 26, 2026
Time Stranger Survives the Two-Week Gap
The prestige game wants your evenings in a row. This one just wants you back eventually, and it leaves the light on for you.
- Read
- 3 min read
- Time to finish
- Fifty-odd hours, and it never asks for them in a block
- Mood
- Menus, something on in the background, no urgency
Worth the spin
- Card No. 002Filed Jul 26, 2026
The Problem With Baldur's Gate 3 Isn't the Hours
It pauses whenever you need it to and asks nothing of your reflexes. Then you put it down for two weeks and find out what it actually costs.
- Read
- 4 min read
- Time to finish
- Seventy-five hours if you're efficient. You will not be efficient.
- Mood
- A night you cleared on purpose
Worth the spin